Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Charlie St. Cloud
Q: What’s the movie about?
A: All the different ways you can light Zac Efron to showcase his extreme levels of beauty... Other than that, I'm not really sure. I think there was the death of a brother. Some ghosts. A girl. And a whole bunch of melodrama.
Q: Who’s in the movie?
A: When you have Zac Efron, does anyone else really matter?
Q: Is this movie worth the price of admission?
A: Stop! I liked him by candlelight. Daylight was nice. The sunset wasn't bad either. Moonlight wasn't so great though, because you could only see him in silhouette, and when he took off his shirt, you could hardly see his dewy muscles glistening.
Q: Will this movie make me laugh?
A: Funny, but in an extremely pleasant way, were the skin tight shirts Zac Efron wore in every scene. My favorite was the maroon one, because you could really see his nipples protruding. Of course that's not counting the white one, which became transparent when wet, as he slowly rises out of the lake, like a merman.
Q: Will this movie make me cry?
A: Zac's eyes are such a deep, rich shade of blue as they well up with tears in scene upon scene. It was just my luck that his brother died early in the film, so he could be sad and weepy throughout.
Q: Will this movie be up for any awards?
A: Cutest Smile.
Q: How is the Acting?
A: Did you know that Kim Bassinger and Ray Liotta were in this film? Yeah, neither did any of the women in the audience. How could they think about such things when Zac Efron was steaming up the screen.
Q: How is the Directing?
A: Somehow the man knew that if he put Zac Efron's face, smile, eyes, arms, and pecs in every shot, nobody would notice how bad the directing and the story were. He was right.
Q: How is the story/script?
A: When the opening title of the film came up on the screen, I thought to myself, "What a dumb name for a movie." But, as the anonymous heterosexual male friend who saw it with me (and shall remain nameless to protect the innocent) said, "They had to name it Charlie St. Cloud, because it was the only thing they could do to stop you from thinking you're watching a story about Zac Efron."
Q: Is there anything else worth mentioning about the movie?
A: I heard on the radio today that Zac Efron would be interested in hooking up with either Eva Mendez or Penelope Cruz-- which is great news, because I'm an older woman, too, and on a good day, I can pass for Latina-- which makes me his type!
Q: Where can I see the trailer?
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