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Showing posts with label ghosts. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Restless


Q: What’s the movie about?

A: A young man (Henry Hopper) obsessed with death falls in love with a young woman (Mia Wasikowska) who is dying.

Q: Who’s in the movie?

A: Henry Hopper, Mia Wasikowska, Ryo Kase, Schuyler Fisk, Jane Adams, Chin Han, Lusia Strus

Q: Is this movie worth the price of admission?

A: PhotobucketProceed with Caution. There are a few sweet moments within the slow paced story, and the jokey attitude toward death is somewhat entertaining, but overall, it's been done before.

Q: Will this movie make me laugh?

A: You might chuckle once or twice at some of the quirk.

Q: Will this movie make me cry?

A: Bryce Dallas Howard's complete ignorance of how nepotism works in Hollywood makes me cry a little. This, her first film as a producer, was made under her father's banner, Imagine, and she is very concerned about being seen as having gotten it made there out of nepotism, so she goes out of her way to explain in a Q & A how she met with people at the company who weren't her dad (Ron Howard). The fact that these people liked it was proof to her that it wasn't nepotism. What makes me sad is thinking about how she grew up in Hollywood since birth and still has such a poor understanding of how nepotism works. See, the thing is, Bryce, those people you met with are employed by your dad, and they know better than to say no to his little girl. Their children are depending on it. Your dad pays for their food and shelter.

Q: Will this movie be up for any awards?

A: In honor of Bryce Dallas Howard's first producing effort, I'd like to give my younger siblings and niece a Nepotism Award, because I have already begun to shower them with nepotism at every opportunity, and I plan to continue passing on my many years of experience and contacts to them, guilt free, for as long as I am able. Here's my best advice to Bryce and any other lucky recipients of nepotism: take it, see it for what it is, and be grateful that you get to partake. I sure would've been!

Q: How is the Acting?

A: The chemistry between Mia Wasikowska and Henry Hopper is the only reason to see this film. Mia is quite charming. And Henry, in his first on-screen performance ever, grows on you throughout the film, and is the son of the late Dennis Hopper-- speaking of nepotism.

Q: How is the Directing?

A: Gus Van Sant clearly did this film because they were over-paying him and he would be able to shoot in his home town of Portland. Normally he makes films like this for $3 million dollars, but because Sony and Imagine were involved, he made this one for over $14 million. He couldn't even figure out how to spend the money... what was left of it, anyway, after Imagine's giant fee.

Q: How is the story/script?

A: Apparently, in development they spent a lot of time talking about the "physics of the world" in which the main character has an imaginary/ghost friend. The "Rules of the world" note is one of the most common notes you will get from a producer any time you are dealing with fantasy, magic, alternate realities, or other-worldy creatures, like ghosts. So common is this note, that it shouldn't have taken them more than 5 minutes of conversation to see that they never established a justification in the "rules of the world" for how this imaginary/ghost was able to punch a living person in the face leaving a bruise and putting him in the hospital. Nope, that's not how ghosts work. Newton's Law explains clearly that ghosts can't exert force on things in the material world unless you, the writer, establish that they can.

Q: Is there anything else worth mentioning about the movie?

A: I finally figured out which one of my friends Mia Wasikowska looks exactly like... Amy, I have found your doppleganger! Mia, if you ever need a dead-on double, call me. I'll put you in touch.

Q: Where can I see the trailer?

A: Restless Trailer

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Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Charlie St. Cloud


Q: What’s the movie about?

A: All the different ways you can light Zac Efron to showcase his extreme levels of beauty... Other than that, I'm not really sure. I think there was the death of a brother. Some ghosts. A girl. And a whole bunch of melodrama.

Q: Who’s in the movie?

A: When you have Zac Efron, does anyone else really matter?

Q: Is this movie worth the price of admission?

A: PhotobucketStop! I liked him by candlelight. Daylight was nice. The sunset wasn't bad either. Moonlight wasn't so great though, because you could only see him in silhouette, and when he took off his shirt, you could hardly see his dewy muscles glistening.

Q: Will this movie make me laugh?

A: Funny, but in an extremely pleasant way, were the skin tight shirts Zac Efron wore in every scene. My favorite was the maroon one, because you could really see his nipples protruding. Of course that's not counting the white one, which became transparent when wet, as he slowly rises out of the lake, like a merman.

Q: Will this movie make me cry?

A: Zac's eyes are such a deep, rich shade of blue as they well up with tears in scene upon scene. It was just my luck that his brother died early in the film, so he could be sad and weepy throughout.

Q: Will this movie be up for any awards?

A: Cutest Smile.

Q: How is the Acting?

A: Did you know that Kim Bassinger and Ray Liotta were in this film? Yeah, neither did any of the women in the audience. How could they think about such things when Zac Efron was steaming up the screen.

Q: How is the Directing?

A: Somehow the man knew that if he put Zac Efron's face, smile, eyes, arms, and pecs in every shot, nobody would notice how bad the directing and the story were. He was right.

Q: How is the story/script?

A: When the opening title of the film came up on the screen, I thought to myself, "What a dumb name for a movie." But, as the anonymous heterosexual male friend who saw it with me (and shall remain nameless to protect the innocent) said, "They had to name it Charlie St. Cloud, because it was the only thing they could do to stop you from thinking you're watching a story about Zac Efron."

Q: Is there anything else worth mentioning about the movie?

A: I heard on the radio today that Zac Efron would be interested in hooking up with either Eva Mendez or Penelope Cruz-- which is great news, because I'm an older woman, too, and on a good day, I can pass for Latina-- which makes me his type!

Q: Where can I see the trailer?

A: http://www.moviefone.com/movie/charlie-st-cloud/1430516/trailers

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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Disney's A Christmas Carol 3D

Q: What’s the movie about?

A: If you don't know what A Christmas Carol is about you're probably too young to see a PG movie... or for that matter, to be able to read this.

Q: Who’s in the movie?

A: Jim Carrey, Jim Carrey, and Jim Carrey! (Don't you love when they say that? Neither do I.) Also with Gary Oldman, Colin Firth, Robin Wright Penn, Bob Hoskins, Cary Elwes, Fionnula Flanagan

Q: Is this movie worth the price of admission?

A: PhotobucketStop! This is a tried and true interpretation of Dickens' classic tale, that basically does no interpreting at all. If you've seen any version of it before, the only reason to see this one is for the 3D performance capture effects.

Q: Will this movie make me laugh?

A: People don't often think about that fact that this is in no way a humorous story by its nature.

Q: Will this movie make me cry?

A: If you're an actor it should, because if motion capture continues to catch on, your job will soon be obsolete.

Q: Will this movie be up for any awards?

A: The art direction is pretty spectacular, and if nothing else depicts a beautiful traditional Christmas that makes you long for those fantasy filled days, still so far in the future...

Q: How is the Acting?

A: The actors are done no favors by the directing. Each of their animated counterparts are drawn like uglier versions of the real people, and no matter how many motion-capture probes you put on a person, you can never fully capture the look in their eye. That's why most movies hire professional actors and let them do the acting. Using this fancy technique, the director and the animators have to fill in the blanks, and they don't have nearly as much acting experience as the 3D people they're drawing.

Q: How is the Directing?

A: In his efforts to turn a 50 minute play into an hour and a half long movie, the director builds endless pauses into the dialogue and the action, most of which seem to exist to create suspense, but in fact are only there to create a good time for a little nap. Turns out, I really needed to catch up on sleep.

Q: How is the story/script?

A: That's funny, there was a writer on this? Because (coincidentally) I recently read the play, by Dickens, and I didn't see any differences... It makes you wonder how much he was paid? And how do I get that job?

Q: Is there anything else worth mentioning about the movie?

A: If you're only going to see one version of A Christmas Carol this year, make it one of the other ones.

Q: Where can I see the trailer?

A: http://www.moviefone.com/movie/disneys-a-christmas-carol/30597/trailers

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