A: A mall cop (Seth Rogen) is totally f'd in the head.
Q: Who’s in the movie?
A: Seth Rogen, Ray Liotta, Anna Faris, Michael Pena, Dan Bakkedahl, Jesse Piemons, John Yuan, Matt Yuan, Celia Weston, Collette Wolfe, Randy Gambill, Alston Brown, Danny McBride, Ben Best, Aziz Ansari, Patton Oswalt
Q: Is this movie worth the price of admission?
A:
Proceed with Caution. This comedy is so dark, it may actually cause you to long for Paul Blart.Q: Will this movie make me laugh?
A: The jokes are mean and ugly, and some of them even make you laugh.
Q: Will this movie make me cry?
A: I cried a little inside when I realized that I enjoyed watching Paul Blart: Mall Cop slightly more than Ronnie Barnhardt: Go "f" yourself if you think I'm not a good enough cop... Did it write that out loud? It's okay. I'll be right back. I'm just gonna go kill myself now...
Q: Will this movie be up for any awards?
A: ... Not to cry wolf, but I decided to put of my imminent pending suicide on hold so I could give this movie the award for Best Use of Totally Unknown, Chubby, Asian Twins. They're adorable, and they're not even babies!
Q: How is the Acting?
A: Rarely have I seen so much believable drunkenness as in this movie. Anna Faris' eyes actually get glossy, making her look wasted, tired and haggered, like only a drunk slut can. And Celia Weston, best known as that actress you've seen a million times in a million movies, but couldn't possibly name any of them, even for a million dollars, is incredible as Seth Rogen's alcoholic, slurring-her-words, insensitively-brutally-honest mom.
Q: How is the Directing?
A: The budget has gone up exponentially from Jody Hill's first film, The Foot Fist Way, but the production quality hasn't gone up proportionally.
Q: How is the story/script?
A: Many admirable risks are taken in this attempt to be something different. Most are cringe-worthy disasters, but a few teeter on the edge of genius. Thanks, at least, for trying to do something original.
Q: Is there anything else worth mentioning about the movie?
A: Male frontal nudity. Lots of it. And not the pretty kind.
Q: Where can I see the trailer?
A: http://www.moviefone.com/search/observe%20and%20report/trailers
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